Saucy. Disco.

Hi, I’m Jennifer. I’m a 24 (soon to be 25!) year old waitress from some crappy town in Indiana. I’d tell you where, but you’d just laugh at me. I’m not married. I don’t like kids, therefore I have none. What I do have is a wonderful boyfriend (lame) named Travis:

He’s not normally this salty. Ok, maybe he is. But he’s a great source of cynical wisdom. I share my place with two cats. Daisy, the little ball of sass. And DJ, the large and in charge laid-back cuddle machine.

He’s such a ladies man.

She could care less.

Adding to the collection, a rambunctious, two year old, rottweiler-hound mix with “selective hearing.” Here’s Romeo (Romie):

He’s the reason I’ll have gray hairs by 26. And last but not least, rounding out the quartet of obnoxiousness is my hilarious money-mooching 20 year old brother Michael.

Every family has one. Mine just lives with me. He’s a source of both frustration and sanity…however that works.

So there. That’s me. That’s my life thus far. So what’s with “Saucy.Disco.”? It’s a phrase I came up with long ago to describe my outlook on life. Live it with attitude. To the music in your head. Shut up haters. You wish you had an internal soundtrack.